Mathematical Jokes

[sakib]

The first joke is very common but the second one is quite awesome and mathematical.

1.There are 3 types of people in the world.1 who can count & 1 who cannot.

2.There are 10 types of people in the world.1 who can count binary numbers and 1 who cannot.

[Moon]

হে হে...পুরান মাল।
অবশ্য ক্লাসিক জোক। মজা পাইছি

[sakib]

আরেনাহ আমি তো শুধু জোকের টপিক শুরু করলাম।আশা করি অসংখ্য জোকস আসা শুরু হবে।তবে ২ নম্বর জোকসটা অত কমন না।এই গ্রুপের অনেকেই হয়ত জানবেনা।

[Moon]

আমার avatar (profile pic) টা যে একটা জোক এইটা কি খেয়াল করছেন?

[murshid]

The cocky exponential function $e^x$ is strolling along the road insulting the functions he sees walking by. He scoffs at a wandering polynomial for the shortness of its Taylor series. He snickers at a passing smooth function of compact support and its glaring lack of a convergent power series about many of its points. He positively laughs as he passes |x| for being non-differentiable at the origin. He smiles, thinking to himself, "Damn, it's great to be $e^x$. I'm real analytic everywhere. I'm my own derivative. I blow up faster than anybody and shrink faster too. All the other functions suck."

Lost in his own egomania, he collides with the constant function 3, who is running in terror in the opposite direction.

"What's wrong with you? Why don't you look where you're going?" demands $e^x$. He then sees the fear in 3's eyes and says "You look terrified!"

"I am!" says the panicky 3. "There's a differential operator just around the corner. If he differentiates me, I'll be reduced to nothing! I've got to get away!" With that, 3 continues to dash off.

"Stupid constant," thinks $e^x$. "I've got nothing to fear from a differential operator. He can keep differentiating me as long as he wants, and I'll still be there."

So he scouts off to find the operator and gloat in his smooth glory. He rounds the corner and defiantly introduces himself to the operator. "Hi. I'm $e^x$."

"Hi. I'm d/dy."

[abir91]

Hilarious.

[arnob54]

bhaiya what does that thing mean which is always posted at the end of BDMO papers?
"TOMAR JIBONER 2ND DIFFERENTIAL NEGATIVE HOUK" ? :S

[Cryptic.shohag]

Coz if the 2nd differential is negative u'll get the highest peek value....

[murshid]

bhaiya what does that thing mean which is always posted at the end of BDMO papers?
"TOMAR JIBONER 2ND DIFFERENTIAL NEGATIVE HOUK" ? :S

This might help: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_derivative_test

[HandaramTheGreat]

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